may 24th

Send your bf a titty pic

him: “hey it’s may 24th”
her: “it’s sending😉”

sock

n.
1. A piece of cloth hosiery for one's foot, usually constructed of cotton.
2. A term for an inverted anus that hangs from the buttocks, resulting from years of anal sex and abuse.

v.
1. To hit forcefully; punch.

n.
1. Before I put on my shoes, I put on my socks.
2. As a consequence of years of anal pounding, Bruce's asshole is now a droopy, withered sock

v.
1. If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to sock you.

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