Ill Legend

Similar to the Karate Kid.

An Ill Legend is any suburban-grown white male, aged 12-18, who studies heavily in any martial arts. He uses various weapons to defend himself in combat.

An Ill Legend will be extremely sheltered from the world around him, knowing little about race-relations, and other serious matters. He acts upon instinct alone when tackling a problem.

In addition to fighting crime on the streets of New York City, an Ill Legend will find themselves immersed in an artistic endeavour most of the time.

There are hundreds of of Ill Legends roaming the world, protecting people from the shadows.

Girl: "I was walking down the street when a man attacked me from the shadows!"

Boy: "What happened!?"

Girl: "I was saved by an Ill Legend that swooped down from the roof tops."

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Eyeless Hunter

A direct deviation from the popular term troll.

An Eyeless Hunter is an individual who stalks forum boards, looking for threads to derail, and to boost their own ego.

Derived from;

Eyeless: crude comparison to being an internet figure, and not a physical being, therefore having no eyes.

Hunter: one who follows prey around, looking for the opportune time to strike.

Tim: I had this wonderful thread going.

Sue: What happened to it?

Tim: An Eyeless Hunter came along and ruined everything.

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