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Pissabled

When you have to piss so bad, nothing else matters.

I know I have cops chasing me now but I am pissabled and have to get home.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

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Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

2👍 2👎