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SuperFro

A most gigantic of all Afros. A King of Kings. A head turner. You can't look away!

Yo Bro awesome SuperFro--you are seriously pimpin'!

by ReyMon! September 5, 2019


Buried Treasure

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.

Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!

by ReyMon! October 12, 2019


sexmate

A partner-in-sex. A mate distinctly only for sex. A fuck-buddy.

Sabrina: Why are you hitting on me you have a girlfriend asshole!
Me: Sabrina she's not my girlfriend! She's my sexmate!

by ReyMon! November 20, 2010

34👍 18👎


Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

by ReyMon! October 28, 2010

11👍 2👎


Funkacide

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.

Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!

by ReyMon! November 16, 2010


Floatatious

A man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. A true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.

A very sexy floater.

Woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
Woman 2: Man I did! He's got the hair, the equipment... He is so floatatious! I could jump his bones right here in the pool!
Woman 2: whoa girl they'll bar us from this pool with talk like that!

by ReyMon! December 13, 2010

7👍 1👎


Frankenshoes

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.

Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!

by ReyMon! November 1, 2019