Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

flush queen

Someone who, when using the toilet, flushes over and over, often, each time a turd is passed. Sometimes curteous in public bathroom settings, but often times wasteful of both water and more often than not, toilet paper.

That flush queen in the stall next to me must have used two whole rolls of toilet paper!