U-Haul

The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The “dirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.

Bitch never did the dishes so I took a sick day and U-Hauled her.

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Koopataso

Pronunciation (Koo-puh-toss-oh)

-noun

1. A punch delivered with the middle joint of the middle finger sticking out more than all of the others. The punch is delivered in a vertical manner so the middle joint of the middle finger impacts the center of the recipients skull/scalp. This maneuver generally incites inconsolable rage in the recipient.

-verb

1. To perform a koopataso punch.

After receiving a koopataso from a stranger, Shyne flew into a rage and shot up the club.