A sturdy

Sturdy, a term used to describe A person who speaks complete and utter bullshit.

" a helicopter picked me up and took me to refuel an aeroplane during flight"

Wow, you're a right sturdy!

grinfucking - the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone's face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back

He told me a helicopter picked him up from his house to go and refuel an aeroplane in mid air... I can't believe hes such a sturdy.

Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??