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When a married Hindu lady is blowing your trumpet and you take a step back just as you're about to bless her with you magic sauce. As you step back you aim right at her Bindi as if you're a sniper assassinating her with a headshot.
Friend 1: I heard Jack's Hindu girlfriend broke up with him.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's because he almost blinded her by failing to execute a proper JFK.
Friend 1: Pfft, rookie.
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Refers to a form of natural contraception called the pull out method but in this instance when the male is nearing ejaculation intead of pulling out his penis like he and his partner agreed, he slaps her tits and ejaculates deep within her
Jenny: "How on earth did you get pregnant"
Jacky: "My boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslaptits perfectly "
Boyfriend: "Coitus interslaptits?" Also means
Girlfriend: "Coitus interslaptits!" I love you
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The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother
Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"
Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"
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