Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

Dewritos

The ultimate G Fuel for gamers everywhere. Combines the awesome power of Doritos and Mountain Dew. Most commonly made by putting both of the aforementioned ingredients into a blender.

Gamer 1: Dude we've run out of Doritos and Mountain Dew! I can't continue playing!!!
Gamer 2: Wait its ok, I think I have some leftover Dewritos in the fridge
Gamer 1: Awwww yisss

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Bush Dance

A traditional Australian dance that is usually done somewhere in the bush and with a lot of alcohol of some sort

Mike: What the fuck is that fire over there? Where in the middle of nowhere
Davo: It's just a bush dance, wanna go get pissed?