hairho

Someone who cannot stay with the same hairdresser for more than 2 visits even at the expense of their good hair.

I like the way Sally does my hair, I hear Tim is even better, I'm such a Hairho.

Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.

I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!