VAR

Video Action Reply.

Oddly this scientifically backed technological breakthrough is doubted by a small yet vocal collective of men from Sheffield, Stow & Granton who believe this mythical video technology is some mental government conspiracy to make football vile & rotten. There is no claim that it’s being used to Sheffield Wednesday’s advantage as they as pish as always. There is also evidence that the collective is actually one man.

A shaken Adam Prostley said: “I hate VAR & the council. They’re both vile rat 🐀 scum”.

Riach

A substandard 5-a-side soccer legend. A sub for Burgh Vale. One of the orginal INCAS lineup. The hammer of the Jazz.

Riach just burst the onion bag with that shot.. The Jazz will be greeting!

Jazz player (you know who you are) why are you crying? Riach and the INCAS just pumped us at MNL.

Riach = Fat Scottish Ronaldo

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