Math

A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.

Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.

Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”

Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

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Girls Bathroom

The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.

*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!

Aafia

An amazing friend that will stick with you always. She knows the latest drama and tea, but isn’t involved with it. She is hilarious and makes you feel better. She’s a straight A student . You’ll end up finding yourselves insulting eachother playfully. You’d have to pray to get an Aafia in your life.

Me: Stawppppp
Aafia: No u
Me: No u
Aafia: No u
Me: No u
Aafia: No I
Me: No I
Me: No I
Me: No

*INFINITE*

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