A man who finds for his soulmate by searching for a woman of exact image to himself.
Dude, she looks just like you...don't go there, thats just Ratcliffe!
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to enjoy ones sexual conquests only in ones head, and poorly attempt to fool others that these conquests are actually in reality
John: So, did you sleep with that dirtbag last night?
Chris: Erm, well, you know...(chuckle)
John: Well, did you?
Chris: Erm, well, yer, I spose so, well, erm...
John: Oh, dont be such a Kemp
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