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Fatopia

Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.

Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.

OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!

Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.

THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!

by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009

530πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Flirpity Flirp

Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.

Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.

by Ricardovitz July 8, 2009

516πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


Quarter Squats

Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.

Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!

by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009

373πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


gunoholic

A person who is addicted to buying guns. Usually owns more than 20 guns and has a list of at least three more guns that he/she intends to purchase as soon as funds come available. Purchases more guns in a panic when Democrats get elected to office, or on rumors of anti-gun legislation. Also known to constantly surf the internet and gun auctions for deals on guns.

That Fred's a real gunoholic - he is constantly asking me to cover for him if his wife calls while he's picking up his latest firearm acquisition from his FFL (licensed firearms dealer).

by Ricardovitz May 12, 2009

527πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Jimenez

Type of ultra Cheap .22 pistol made from out of Zamac - an inexpensive alloy made of zinc, aluminum, magnesium and copper. Saturday Night Special; Gun rumored to be used by criminals or lower level gang initiates.

Also known on the streets as "Jimmy Z"

Opposite: Deagle (Desert Eagle)

If you don't put the money in the bag, Jimenez is gonna go "BANG".

I got me a Jimenez with da chrome and wood grips.

Rafeta think he's all that just cuz he got hiself a pimped Jimenez. But, kernal Jo-Jo know better than dat - da Kernal don't mess 'round with no pimp gun like a Jimenez - he got a Deagle fity.

by Ricardovitz September 15, 2009

466πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Chebin

African American pronounciation of the proper name "Kevin".

Also, African American pronunciation of the numeral "seven"

Yo, Chebin, don't be flashin that bling-bang pimpgun around.

Chebin's my lucky digits, bro.

by Ricardovitz May 28, 2009

526πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


Wally Walk

Right of passage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new CCP holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at Wal Mart for the first time. This means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into Wal Mart, shop for at least 30 minutes, use the restroom, buy something, check out and look for zombies to attack as you cross the Wal Mart parking lot to get back to your car.

Bubba: Hey, Clem, I just got my conceal carry permit - check this out, got me a sweet little Detonics 9mm that I can carry everywhere I go.

Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece

Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!

by Ricardovitz April 22, 2010

395πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž