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A midwestern state where:
Everyone has a fixation on the words "Don't you know?"
EVERY winter your driveway freezes over.
There are about 5 good-looking in the entire state.
Everyone's mood revolves around ONE football team.
The Biggest city there is known for its beer (AND has a crappy baseball team named after that fact).
Is known for its badgers.
Having dead things on the road and nobody really cares (or cleans it up).
The Biggest resort area is in the middle of nowhere, and you can't go there half the time cause its too DARN COLD!!!
The one saving factor of this state?
Cheese
I should know. I LIVED there.
A place that you should never live. Unless you're offered a million dollars.
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Awesome band made by what they call, not a band but really just a big circle of friends and family that join in.
"I like my coffee in the morning" and "Baby takes her clothes of just for me"
After doing those weighted dips, my arms are quaiched.
She sucked me so long, my dick is quaiched.
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to shit 3 times during the middle of shitting
i gotta stop eating that fucking chili to stop po3op'ing
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You know that girl . . . good body, face kinda gâd?
If you havenât slept in three days and fall into a dumpster and someone sees that they would say, âYou are lookinâ gâd.â
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The school that I went to when I saw my first true love, who didn't give a fuck about me. Jason was his name...
I went to Lava Ridge Elementary School when I fell in love...
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