Drug Fairy

A character used by police to sarcastically explain where the perpetrator’s drugs originated when the latter denies knowing of said existence.

Tyrone: I swear that ain’t my crack.
Sgt. Peters: Oh of course! The drug fairy placed it there, I believe you.

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Stallion Glue

Name for Horse semon in porn.

Becky got a bunch of Stallion Glue in the back of her throat when she gave that horse a blowjob.

C-LAX

AKA: C LAX, c lax, c-LAX, C-lax, c-lax, C-Chill, C$ (pronounced c-money), C-XAN, Cool Xanax, Chillers, CHCl Chill, Northwest Xanax, Pacific Chill, C-benzo, Downtown C, Powder Xan, Pacific Powder

A powder drug originating from the Northwestern Region of the United States, comprising of a 1 to 1 ratio of muscle relaxants to chloroform to make a very strong Central Nervous System Depressant. The heterogeneous mixture is then snorted, usually in quantities of 0.25, 0.5, 1, and 2 grams; 15 grams (~0.53 ounces) consumed within 36 hours puts users at a risk for overdose. Typically snorted, the powder takes less than a minute for users to feel a body relaxation feeling, with some reporting a euphoric feeling in high quantities. Typically costs $4-10 per gram of pure C-LAX, though most products on the street are cut to 50%. Common muscle relaxants used are Carisoprodol, Diazepam, methocarbamol, and xanax.

Joe: That part was so lit last night!
Mark: I know right? I'm so glad Jeff brought C-LAX last night, that shit was bomb!