Plumpkin

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals whilst the recipient excretes feces into a toilet, bucket, or box from a seated position. Not to be confused with a Blumpkin.

Dude, bro... get out of the bathroom! I got a car full of fat bitches on the way over and at least one of them wants a Plumpkin.

Deerpickle

Less frequently referred to as Pickle Deer, or Pickled Ear, a Deerpickle is a North American gourmet delicacy. It consists of Vlasic and Venison as its' main ingredients. It is commonly served on a bun, or between sliced bread, as a Dildo Sandwich.

Did you want me to to put any cow-cum (mayo) on your Deerpickle?