Deerpickle

Less frequently referred to as Pickle Deer, or Pickled Ear, a Deerpickle is a North American gourmet delicacy. It consists of Vlasic and Venison as its' main ingredients. It is commonly served on a bun, or between sliced bread, as a Dildo Sandwich.

Did you want me to to put any cow-cum (mayo) on your Deerpickle?