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Miyazaki

1. Old man who makes good anime movies.
2. Old man who’s into feet and making games so hard they annihilate anyone’s will to ever touch a video game again.

1. Miyazaki makes such amazing movies. My favorite one is Spirited Away by far.
2. Elden Ring trailer was pretty disappointing tbh. There wasn’t even a single up-close footshot of any of the waifu npcs.

by RichardAndMortus June 14, 2021


Candice

The most kindhearted, funny, charismatic, and selfless person you will ever meet. Candice is always there to help you and be supportive. Candice is the perfect friend to have and is friends with all the people at school. Candice is overall just an awesome gal.

Person 1: hey have you met that new girl Candice? She’s so amazing, I love her.
Person 2: Who’s Candice?

by RichardAndMortus June 14, 2021

4👍 1👎


Darkeater Midir

Big black dragon who will probably decimate you with his big black co- counter attacks. This ruthless creature will shoot lasers at you, breathe fire at you, step on you, fuck your girlfriend, fuck your mom, maybe even your dad too if he so chooses. He’ll go further than just that though, he’ll break your will and spirit to even continue fighting and attack your personal insecurities to the point that you’re an unhinged and unstable mess.

Person 1: Yo I’m on the Ringed City rn. I’m tryna beat Darkeater Midir.
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*

by RichardAndMortus June 14, 2021