Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.

"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."

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Fitatty

A lady or girl of larger proportions who has an especially pretty or striking face. The more extreme the two are the more of a fitatty the subject will be.

Usually will result in a conflict of interest in a mans head.

"She looked hot until she stood up, a proper fitatty."

"John's new Mrs is big but really good looking, a genuine bonefide fitatty."

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Manoff

The act of getting a gay man off. Possible with your hand or mouth. Or both. The word is a combination of 'Manos' and 'Jerk Off'.

"Hey mate, how was last night in Club X?"
"It was good, I got a manoff."
"Ah sweet, good work"
"Thanks"

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