Vanessa Pudgens

What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.

Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?

Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.

Hudgen's Lymphoma

n. Medical condition. A swollen penis node one may experience during the viewing of a film starring American actress Vanessa Hudgens.

Person 1: Yo man, did you see Vanessa Hudgen's new Christmas movie "The Princess Switch"?

Person 2: Yeah, saw it last night. When she started speaking in her British accent I came down with a bad case of Hudgen's lymphoma.