VaVaVirgil

One of my latest conversations with Virgil

(name removed): where is my pizza?
VaVaVirgil: this is vavavirgil

let's c... try retracing your steps.
(name removed): Up your butt?
VaVaVirgil: i'm just not sure.
(name removed): Can you feel it in there?
VaVaVirgil: uh, no. at least i don't think so.
(name removed): The head of my penis is so sensitive it can detect polyps in your descending colon.
VaVaVirgil: the head of your penis is so sensitive it can detect polyps in my descending colon?
(name removed): Yes...want a demonstration?
VaVaVirgil: yea.

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