Gorf

The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.

Wow he must really want that raise! Look at him gorf the bosses dick!

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Knuckled On

Knuckled on is the act of brown nosing with a boss or someone else of importance. It gets its meaning from the act of gripping someones dick. In extreme cases it is known as "knuckled on with both hands" denoting desperation in the act.

Look at the new guy! He's knuckled on to the foreman!

How did he get away with that screw up? He knuckled on with both hands and blew his way out of it.

mechanical dandruff

Slang for The Crabs

Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.

Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!