Penetration panties

Crotchless panties allowing free access to the holiest of holies.

I bought Doris some penetration panties for Valentines Day. The old spunk nuggets nearly exploded when I saw her try them on.

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fuzz on fuzz

When two lezzers make vagina to vagina contact for mutual stimulation of their respective budgies tongues. lezzer, velcro, rug-muncher, clitoris

See those two rug-munchers over there? I think they'll be up for some fuzz on fuzz action later. Just hope they've got a liquor licence....

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nugget burgler

Homosexual, poofter, raving mincer, arse bandit et al....

Elton John? Good singer, but total nugget burgler.

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Straps

Stockings and suspenders sussies as worn by fit women usually craving a slice. Garterbelt for our US friends.

I took Doris out last and she had that short black skirt on again - when she got in the car I could see up her skirt and she was wearing straps. I nearly shot my load before we even got to the bar.

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Strawberry choc ice

Brown on the outside, pink on the inside – what you see when you eat a black chick’s pussy out or if she teases you using the open piss-flap technique.

I saw Vanessa Blue in Black Reign - jeepers dude, when she pulled her bacon strips apart, thats the biggest strawberry choc ice I ever saw.

Beyonce "eat my strawberry choc ice" Knowles

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