poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

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UPS

The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.

Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.

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revolution

one of the best beatles songs. ever. covered by the greatest rock band ever formed, Rishikesh.

"You say you want a revolution well you know we all wanna change the world"

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my prerogative

Britney Spears' all time worst song. It gets too much hype for her using 2 tones in her voice through the entire song. The sex appeal of the music video was sub par to her "uniquely" scandalous clothing such as jewel suits and tight leather. In the "My Prerogative" music video, she simply rolls around on a bed in a concealing bra and a pair of bland panties. Not as sexy as she was aiming for.

That "my prerogative" song really sucked, especially with the music video

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game, set, match

int. Used to accentuate how completely and thoroughly done someone is with someone else, some thing, a given situation, or the like. Much in the vein of eight ball corner pocket. A derivative of this could be "game, set, and match."

That bitch Charnell has fucked me over for the last time. Fuck her. Game, set, and match.

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Mocolate Milk

A term used because chocolate milk is just that damn good, usually used in pressure situations.

" Dude, don't fuckin touch my mocolate milk or I will slit your throat!"

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brazilian wax

Waxing between your butt cheecks and on the mons (for females).

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