I blasted a havana omellette out my zole
after that indian dinner.
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World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.
A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.
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no ifs, ands or buts about it. period. no shit, no kidding.
Her after sex:"Were you serious about having gotten a vasectomy?"
Him: "Neta!"
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Possible origin from the French word Hommes which translates to "Men", as in "Pour Hommes"; for men.
Yo, dat shizzle is not for me, it's Pour my Hommes.
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MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK
DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith
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a languidly lascivious lover (female) well endowed in the chest department and of warm and friendly disposition
she's my boobala
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