Tiny man whonholds everything inside your anus.
Vojta isnât at school today. He is at his ZdenÄk SvÄraÄ funeral. He was crashed by Zuzkaâs big black rubber cock.
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Theory that says, the world will be destroyed by jews who ride dinosaurs and attack other countries.
I had a dream that the jew riding a tyrannosaurus killed me and my friends. I really hope Dinojew doesnât exist.
When male virgin thinks heâs gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.
Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I canât even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.
Was UK-47 performing at the concert yesterday?
No, he was fixing my sink yesterday.