"Tyrant lizard king", the second most badass dinosaur out there, only following the velociraptor. Sure you can make fun of it's little arms but be prepared to get fucked up because this big ass mother fucker doesn't play around. If you see one of these don't even bother running because you don't stand a chance.
Holy shit I'm about to get fucked up by a Tyrannosaurus rex!
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When you take your girlfriend out for a romantic date at the local natural history museum, before luring her to you house and proceeding to forcefully and passionately sodomize her with the weight of a full grown hippopotamus.
Want to get freaky and Tyrannosaurus later, Sara?
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They are secretly strippers hired by Nicki Minaj.
Man: I saw a tyrannosaurus at Nicki Manaj concert!
Woman: No way!
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When your having sex with a girl and you tell her to trust you, so you put a blindfold on her and sheβll open her mouth and you shit in her mouth. Sheβll ask why is it spiny? Then you tell her to take off the blindfold. She will be disgusted and wonβt want to touch it while she screams and spits it out with her arms bent therefore looking like a T-Rex
Guy: Your girlfriend bit on my dick while she was sucking, so I gave her The Tyrannosaurus
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The humblest of all God's creatures. Capable of single handedly stopping alien invasions...
In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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This is used when simply saying "rekt" (shortened from of "wrecked") will not do. If you think someone has just delivered the world's sickest burn, this is the word to use. If you are an annoying twelve-year-old who has just gotten an extremely lucky kill in Call of Duty, this is what you say (see below).
Xxx_cooldude58_xxX: Just 420 noscoped you midair m8, tyrannosaurus rekt!
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A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication
Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!
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