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An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent
1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.
2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.
3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....
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To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level
The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act
the ultimate in making a bad thing good.
To Chrome a Turd.......
Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.
He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....
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A Fungal infection of the Genitals (similar to Trench Foot)
This is often caused by 3-4 days at a festival or party with no attention to personal hygiene.
it is also referred to as "Dangle Rot"...
Fuck me john, I pulled this bird at The Glade Festival and when i went down on her i had a peep at her growler and it stank like a heap of rotten cottage cheese, I think she has got trench crotch
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A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.
an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.
Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.
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