An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent
1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.
2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.
3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....
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noun, a person who is constantly masturbating, a jerkoff
the guy at taco bell was sucha frankenwanker he messed up my order.
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