SleepPissing

Passing out after drinking a natty daddy tall boy and a steel tall boy, while your two guest watch the minions movie. Then proceeding to sleep walk and go to the corner of the room with the tv and proceeding to piss on a pile of pillows and the wall and heater all in the same piss. This leads to walking straight back to the couch you were asleep on, not waking up to your named being called before or during the piss, and falling asleep for the night.

Did you hear what pissy boy did?

Yeah, heard he went SleepPissing.

Janieing

Waking up on your first day of summer break, after a long junior year, then proceeding to invite two friends over while you drink. You drink a whole 750ml bottle of Southern Comfort, Tito’s, and Gilbey’s gin. Then you start to get hungry so your friend drives you in his red accord. You decide to get a sit down breakfast ant a place called Janie’s. You sit down and order a chocolate milk and an omelette. When your omelette arrives you pick up your fork and scoop the whole omelette onto the the damn floor. You then get escorted to the red accord by your friend that drives it. The waitress inside proceeds to call the cops. This leads to an officer opening the back right door and you vomit on his gun holster, pants, shoes, and in the red accord. You get put into and ambulance where you wake up to find your parents next to you and a BAC of 0.24. You then feel your pocket and realize neither the cops nor the medical staff found your dab pen aka “Big Purp.”

Did you hear about the kid that went Janieing?

Yeah that kids a fucking dumbass.