ass hopper

a dumb immature boy who can't pick one girl he likes and instead jumps from one to another because he's so emotionally stunted and brain damaged that he can't hold a stable relationship

my ex is a massive ass hopper

Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

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