Going full mary

Doing so much coke and molly and whip it’s on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning

Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!

Tommy Tightnuts

When a dudes waited over 30 days and finally beats off.A months long wait to jerk off

How the hell did that guy pull off a Tommy Tightnuts???

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shmenglepus

Its a yiddish word for a hermaphrodite.One who is born with both extremities.Also its another word for a douchebag

That dude is sucha shmenglepus.
Ide rather do a monkey then a shmenglepus.

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Barry Bungjuice

Its when a guy orders a chocolate milk and you take it into the bathroom and drop a shit squirt into it

Ide love to Barry Bungjuice that bastard.
This drink tastes like Barry Bungjuice.

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Dink

That sound your phone makes when you pay for something using Apple Pay

Oh shoot I forgot my wallet in the car, it’s ok I’ll just dink it with my phone using apple pay

Leggjuice

To be a waste of height,Also another word for leggy

I wish i was tall but not leggjuice.

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Ricksauce

Its a really thick milky jizz load.
Some really sticky jizz.

Jesus i just blasted Ricksauce all over the room.
That bitch better eat my Ricksauce or im gonna kick her ass out.

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