The first time a man, or woman discovers that they have potential to deliver a projectile load of cum or semen. This is usually attained by squeezing the balls or vagina closed until the last minute of resistance.
The other day while sitting with White Top, he caught a real good Wright Brother. It was a first.
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When you pooh on someones face in such a way, that it looks like they have a large horn.
Mr Parish was administered a Black Rhino. He loves the horn.
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When a tired transexual inserts his own finger into his anal doorway. The goal being to confuse the insertor into thinking that a male or someone or something is inserting their penis into his exit portal.
The he/she creature gave himself a lazy Stephen, while sitting in the corner, and Mister Parish Watched, vibrantly beating off in the corner. He was the
PORN MASTER
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