god

the nigga that knows every trick on the book, he can read your mind, he can save you or fuck you, he can tell you what to do and make you do it, he can make a priest honest and a pastor filthy rich, hes suposedly bigger than universe so hes THE fat fish

pastor from christian church: give your donations for the church for the lord will double every dollar you give!(bull)

emo kid: god if you dont want me to die show yourself right now (emo kid waits 6 hours before being catched by his dad beaten up and prevented do kill himself)
emo kid: thanks lord...

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