The Mals Nation

While only a small nation, made up of about seven or eight people, The Mals Nation is strong and thriving.

Mals, of course, is the leader of this small, but vicious pack. He sends his people out to do his bidding. He is feared and respected throughout the world.

One day he, and all his little minions, shall rule the world, if not the universe. It seems only fitting. He is, after all, Mals The Great.

The Mals Nation will kick your tits off.

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Dibs

In normal cases Dibs is a stupid game that children play with things that they can't actually have, but among the people of The Mals Nation it's an entirely different story. Dibs is a legally binding statement. Once the announcement has been made that one has "Dibs" on anything (living or not) it cannot be disputed.

"Dude, Dibs on that silly slut."

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