Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end

Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew

rickypeepee

Rickypeepee is the nickname for one of the weirdest people alive they are interesting and like the big booty.

"damn did you see rickypeepee checking out that ass"
"yeah, rickypeepee is really the best"

Jonah

Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E

Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah

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