JIM MORRISON

Totally overrated semi-talent who discovered that he had marketable cheekbones. Worshipped the world over as a "poet" by people who have never read a single line of verse. Mistaken as the originator of ideas stolen from far better minds- mainly Arthur Rimbaud, Aldous Huxley, and William Blake. Musically, a pitchy blues-impersonator with a one-octave range. Fame seems to hinge almost entirely on his young death.

Wow! Jim Morrison finally lost some weight, and now he's going to be a complete asshole to his bandmates! Until he dies and stuff . . .

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