Midgethorse

an object, person, place or thing that is any or all of the following:
thoroughly impressive, ultimately luxurious, extraordinarily large and/or thoroughly amazing and astounding that words can't seem to do it justice.

Aaron Spelling's house in Beverly Hills is midgethorse.

Did you see the Yankees win that game last night? That team is midgethorse.

Dolly Parton's gritstits are midgethorse.

Did you see that long pass by Chad Pennington? That was midgethorse.

Kobe's wife's ring that she got after he banged that tramp is midgethorse.

Alan Greenspan's brain is midgethorse but I think he smokes too many glogs.

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Glogs

Cigarettes; can also be used as a verb,
as in, glogging (smoking a cigarette) or in the singular, i.e.- glog.
(This word originated in Ridgewood, New Jersey, a town which developed its own slang and language of sarcasm. It was essentially pioneered and cultivated by the infamous Stephan Ross of 118 Lincoln Avenue Fame.)

What kind of glogs do you smoke?;

Can I have a glog?;

It sucks that Bloomberg passed that law that you can no longer glog in bars;

I would tell him but he borrowed my lighter and is now outside glogging...

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Grits

Slang for "tits". Generally used as slang but also used to cover up that you are talking about a chick's knockers.

Did you see the grits on that slut who walked by?

Your mom might be disgusting, but man, she has a great set of grits.

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