Chnoumachin

Scandinavian word for tomato.

Kai: Lanah, do you want to eat chnoumachin salad?
Lanah: No way, I want an achnounana (Banana in Scandinavian).

Goonna

Aboriginal word for shit.

Edwin: “Ehh Gavin did a goonna in the garden there la”
Gavin: “why you dob me in ya gammin cunt?”