Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

Go Fish

When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage

When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish”