Dildo bandit

One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.

Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?

Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.

Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.

Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.

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