earjack

The act of stealing expensive earrings off of a person usually achieved quickest by slicing the entire ear off and driving down the sidewalk in a motorcycle to get away.

"Damnnn! That bitch just got earjacked, I bet if those weren't Harry Winston she could still hear."

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clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.

That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck

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