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An Iranian kid who loves soccer. He rarely uses his weak foot, but heâs still a pretty good dribbler. He texts his teammates a lot and uses a TON of emojis. Heâs a bit of a perfectionist, but he is usually in a good mood. I donât think heâs ever mad at someone.
Teammate: Hey Ashkan! Whatâs up?
Ashkan (In a cheery voice w/ a smile: Did you see that PSG game??? Messi with the hat trick?!ððð
The greatest YouTube channel of all time, Box2BoxShow is comprised of:
Varvar, the SHORT-tempered, delusional Manchester United Fan, who for some reason loves saying "Madridistas, stand up",
Mili, who gets sexually harassed by Varvar, loves il Bambino and Lautaro (el toro X) Maritnez, keeping the whole operation from crumbling,
Pala, king of rage baiting VarVar, willing supporter of 2 ass teams, and Bukayo Saka's future #1 OF donator,
And finally, Ferms, the quiet-ish Milan and Barca supporter, who loves Rafa Leão and Theo Hernández, and likely has the best ball knowledge of the group.
The Schrödinger's Cat of football knowledge, Box2BoxShow is simultaneously a good and horrible collection of football knowledge, never failing to entertain, disgust, inform, and disappoint their audience in each new video. Renowned for their football auctions, dart squads, drafts, rebuilds, and impressively unpunished digital footprints, these Italian-Canadian hybrids bring the flair, entertainment, and homosexuality back to the beautiful game that Brazil seems to have forgotten since their 7-1 pegging in 2014.
Real ones know all the inside jokes, including, but certainly not limited to, Alphonso frickin Davies, pulled pork, rejuvenating form, Mili FC, and the Inter retirement home.
Guy 1: Yo bro whatchu watchin?
Guy 2: One of my bros put me on this crazy good football YouTube channel last week. It's called Box2BoxShow and I can't stop watching all their videos.