texas toe tag

Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.

I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.

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hot curler

Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis

That girl was so loose, I gave her a hot curler last night!

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