Porn Hunting

The act to spend a large amount of time to search for the right porn material to masturbate to

"Hey Joe, you up for a night with the boys?"
"Sorry Terry, I'm porn hunting rn"

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Davidposting

The Davidposting refers to either of this two situations, as long as they occur for the majority of one's messages:

(1) The act to send ironic messages which, with my way of thinking, seem kinda possible

(2) To say something purposely false, to tell bullshit

(1) I masturbated to the Gormiti toy line

(2) Yeah I wanted to decorate my study for Christmas this year (hates Christmas)

Both are cases of Davidposting