asdfjkl;

Expression used when someone is aggravated. Typically used on Facebook and Myspace when one has nothing to say but wants to show his/her frustration.

Shawn: So are we still on for the movies tonight?
Jessica: No, I'm busy.
Shawn: asdfjkl;

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Punked

What Ashton Kutcher says that makes all the hilarious pranks he pulls on celebrities suddenly okay.

Police Officer: Ma'am you will have to work the rest of your life to pay off these fines.
Famous Celeb: MY CAREER IS RUINED!
Aston Kutcher: Haha you've just been punked!
Famous Celeb: Oh.. haha thats a good one.

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College

a place where your friends are all you need, pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat and do it all again

That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked... Man I love college.

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