nwegrounds

incorrect spelling of newgrounds

did you see that fuckstick that can't spull?

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FIBS

Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome.

FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.

"Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"

"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."

"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."

"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."

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snake

Steal.

"Dude, i just snaked that guys McDonalds bag...hey, look, he had a hash brown, awesome!"

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Anne Coulter

Constitutional scholar who shreds liberals and their half-baked ideas like a surfer on speed.

The tree hugger started yapping about global warming and Buffy went Ann Coulter all over his ass!

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Astronomican

A light in the warp made by 10'000 psykers who sacrifice their life so imperial ships can travel more quickly

The navigator was lost in the warp, so he looked to the astronomican

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KaytiLu

1) one cool cat that rocks keavinators math class
2) a kind hearted soul
3) a genius
4) one kickass cheerleader
5) a word used to descirbe most awesome girl in stang who loves urbandictionary

1) Math would be so darn boring without that KaytiLu around
2) Mother Theresa will be remembered as one of the greatest KaytiLu's
3) Albert Einstien was one hell of a KaytiLu
4) Only a KaytiLu can do a back handspring like that
5) Mommy, Im running instead of prom queen as most KaytiLu like

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Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

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