queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.

"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."

Narchaeology

nar· chae· ol· o· gy ˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jē

1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.

2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)

narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun

"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."

"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."

"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."

"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."

"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."

"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."

Brotuity

(noun) - a tip given by a group of bros at a restaurant or bar, typically in the form of a large wad of crumpled bills that they toss onto the table as they leave. Brotuities are often given as a show of bravado and to demonstrate the bros' perceived wealth and generosity. However, they are often inadequate and do not reflect the actual value of the service provided. Brotuities are also known to cause confusion and annoyance among the staff, who are left to divide up the messy pile of bills among themselves.

"After a night of drinking and shouting, the bros left a brotuity that was barely enough to cover the cost of their drinks, let alone the tip for their overworked server."

Bosslytize

To use your seniority in the workplace to promote a specific personal interest, cause, or non-work related agenda. Especially as it relates to religious, philosophical, political or spiritual beliefs.

Although corporate policy prohibited using company email for matters unrelated to work, the CEO felt free to bosslytize and would constantly send inspirational bible quotes and religious articles to everyone.

Spliggy

Male ejaculate characterized as being string like and developing a twirling end-over-end flight pattern shortly after being ejected from the penis. Often achieved by a quick flicking motion of the penis while flexing the bulbocavernosus muscle .

While giving a hand-job to her cousin Frank in the KOA outhouse, Janice narrowly avoided being pelted in the face by the 3" spliggy that was cart-wheeling out of his cock through like a seminal throwing axe.

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Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

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brotunda

A grain silo that has been converted to a man cave

Jim was sick of hearing his wife bitch about her bunions so he went out to the brotunda to drink beer and watch porn.

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