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(adjective) - a state of being completely unaware of one's weight gain. Chublivious individuals may be found indulging in unhealthy foods and sedentary lifestyles, all while insisting that they're "not that big" and that their clothes must have shrunk in the wash. They are often shocked when confronted with the reality of their weight, and may become defensive or dismissive when advised to make healthier choices. However, with self-awareness and a willingness to change, even the most chublivious can embark on a path to better health.
"Despite the fact that he could no longer fit into his old clothes, Tim remained chublivious, insisting that he was still in good shape and that the sizes must have changed."
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A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.
After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.
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nar脗路 chae脗路 ol脗路 o脗路 gy 脣聦脙陇r-k脛聯-脣聢脙陇-l脡聶-j脛聯
1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.
2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)
narchaeological脣聦n脙陇r-k脛聯-脡聶-脣聢l脙陇-ji-k脡聶l adjective
narchaeologically 脣聦脙陇r-k脛聯-脡聶-脣聢l脙陇-ji-k(脡聶-)l脛聯 adverb
narchaeologist脣聦脙陇r-k脛聯-脣聢脙陇-l脡聶-jist noun
"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."
"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."
"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."
"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."
"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."
"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."
pronounced pi-脣聢str脠炉t
1: upset or agitated by the urgent need to urinate
2: troubled by the toilet seat being left up or down
Linda was pistraught by Frank always leaving the toilet seat up.
Frank became extremely pistraught when the ferris wheel malfunctioned and he had to drain his vein so bad he could taste it.
Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.
"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."
eth脗路 no脗路 cen脗路 tric 脣聦eth-n脜聧-脣聢sen-trik
: characterized by or based on a meth users belief they are superior
Daryl was accused of being methnocentric after lecturing Carl for throwing scrap metal in the dumpster.
Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.
Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.