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Brotuity

(noun) - a tip given by a group of bros at a restaurant or bar, typically in the form of a large wad of crumpled bills that they toss onto the table as they leave. Brotuities are often given as a show of bravado and to demonstrate the bros' perceived wealth and generosity. However, they are often inadequate and do not reflect the actual value of the service provided. Brotuities are also known to cause confusion and annoyance among the staff, who are left to divide up the messy pile of bills among themselves.

"After a night of drinking and shouting, the bros left a brotuity that was barely enough to cover the cost of their drinks, let alone the tip for their overworked server."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023


Bosslytize

To use your seniority in the workplace to promote a specific personal interest, cause, or non-work related agenda. Especially as it relates to religious, philosophical, political or spiritual beliefs.

Although corporate policy prohibited using company email for matters unrelated to work, the CEO felt free to bosslytize and would constantly send inspirational bible quotes and religious articles to everyone.

by Rimbozaggy April 8, 2023


brotunda

A grain silo that has been converted to a man cave

Jim was sick of hearing his wife bitch about her bunions so he went out to the brotunda to drink beer and watch porn.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

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Clam-Slam

A gangbang

Janice had a sore vagina after participating in a 6-man cocaine fueled clam-slam in the nightclub's storeroom.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

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Grilliterate

(adjective) - a state of being completely clueless when it comes to outdoor cooking. Grilliterate individuals may be found fumbling with tongs, singeing their eyebrows, and serving up raw chicken to their guests. They are often the butt of jokes at summer barbecues, and are known for their over-reliance on store-bought marinades and pre-made burgers. However, with practice and patience, even the most grilliterate can become master grillers.

"Despite his best efforts to impress his friends with his grilling skills, Jack proved to be completely grilliterate, burning the burgers and undercooking the corn on the cob."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023


scentervention

When a group of friends and family organize a surprise sit-down in order to address an individual's unpleasant body odor or the odor of their home or vehicle. Scentervention may involve gentle or direct communication, and is often motivated by concern for the individual's well-being and social interactions.

"After months of avoiding carpooling with Joe, we finally had to have a scentervention and tell him that his car smells like a mix between a sweaty dogs ball sack and a taco truck."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023


Jew d'etat

an overthrow by a small group of frugal comedians

The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

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